is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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