why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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