first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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