; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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