i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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