It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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