From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
love makes seman taste better
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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