I'm laying in your front yard are you home
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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