All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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