I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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