Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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