It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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