Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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