You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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