Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
im holly from the hills drunk
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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