office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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