THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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