ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Randomize
