Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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