You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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