I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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