She just used a chaser for red wine.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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