So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish you could order shots online.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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