Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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