I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You've changed since you got that strap on
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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