My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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