hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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