I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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