I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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