My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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