So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
