Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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