so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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