she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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