how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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