# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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