friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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