bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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