I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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