Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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