I think I won the penis lottery.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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