He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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