She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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