Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
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No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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