therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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