your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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