I heard we made out
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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