Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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