Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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