But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.