Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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