there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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