I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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