Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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