She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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