Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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