you would pick up someone in the library
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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