I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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