does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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