are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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