Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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