Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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