i jhust puked up my retainher.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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