I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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